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Oct 16, 2007
There's a Mouse in the House
Okay ladies its time for your best hubby tale. We'll ladies, for me,
I was awakened suddenly this morning at 6am by the words "There's a
mouse." Since I was in a deep sleep, the words did not register.
What did register was the view of my husband standing near the bed
in his favorite camouflage cap in shorts and a t-shirt fixated on a
location by the window.
I rolled over to ignore the entire scene then suddenly I realized
that he had a big trash can in his left hand and the top to the
trash can in his right hand.
What occurred next was very sudden, I realized that the area he was
fixated on was two feet from the bed and he had used the word
"mouse." I jumped from the bed and ran to the doorway dazed with my
heart palpitating.
"Did you say mouse?," I said.
"Yes, I've been up since 3:00a.m. I kept hearing a
rustling noise and I knew he was in the room. There he is right
there." Hubbies eyes were beaming. He had the concentration of a FBI
agent, the stillness of a manikin in Macy's holding a white trash
can in one hand and the top in the other. He stood perfectly still
and then lunged at the top of the bookcase Knocking the pesky rodent
into the trash can.
I jumped back. I heard it thrusting around inside
the can in loud thumps. I screamed. "Oh my God. Thank God you heard
it. Thank God you caught it. But you didn't get any sleep. Why
didn't I hear it?"
My mind reflected that I could have had a heard
attack if the critter had scurried past me in the middle of the
night. A big smile illuminated my husband as if he had caught a
whale fishing.
" I should bash his head in with a brick" he said
smiling. (man gene)
"No," I insisted. "Just let him go outback."
(woman gene)
"He'll find his way back into the house to enjoy
our nice heat if I let him go. I'll take him to the dumpster." he
began his trek through the house to the front door. I opened the
front door and watched as hubby and the mouse walked into the rising
sun.
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When One Flesh Worships
J. T. Wright
Excerpt from Chapter 6
Over the years, I have realized I did not know what was on the
inside of my own husband. He is a warrior. He is the King of his
house. He knows what to do in times of emergencies. He is the
man.
He might sit around on Sundays watching
football and screaming at the TV. He falls asleep when we go to
see romantic comedies like Sleepless in Seattle (which I love).
On the other hand, beads of sweat pop out on his forehead when
he watches action movies like Matrix.
He reminds me of the generals who have first
dibs at the golf course on the base and the racquetball courts
because they are the general. They seem like they get all the
favors, recreation and games. However, when war breaks out you
find out why they are the generals. That’s why the devil hates
men . . .
I think herein lies the reason the woman was sent to Adam. I
believe the Lord knew that man would be hated by the enemy. The
devil and the man would battle. The majority of the people in
prison are men not women. The enemy makes life harder for a man.
Man needed some level of pleasure from somewhere. Somebody who would love him and bring
him pleasure and fun. I think the Lord was basically saying,
man, things are not going to be easy for you on earth but if you
can find yourself a wife she is going to be a “good thing” for
you.
She is going to help you through everything you have to go
through. No matter how intelligent you are, how much money you
make, your husband needs a wife who will bring him a degree of
comfort, encouragement and pleasure. But above all he needs his
wife to love him.
copyright 2006 J. T. Wright
Reprints by Permission only.
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