Cellulite

Please do not tell anyone this. So I am going to whisper this very softly... I have cellulite. However, that is not my leg in the picture.

Maybe you are not from the U.S. and don’t know what cellulite is. Here’s the best definition that I can come up with. Cellulite is a jiggling, moving, phenomenon that causes pockets of fat to look like cottage cheese bulges under your skin especially when you sit down or stand up or run on the beach.

Many believe it is non-sexy and unappealing. Although there are always those few who are a little different. I feel like I am at an A.A. meeting - No a C.A meeting -Cellulites Anonymous. Also, its getting worse. Did I mention that I am not currently exercising?

The reason I don’t have a six pack is because if by some miracle I were to develop one I would have a great big party and go out to the Olive Garden for the bottomless pasta bowl.

I think it is almost impossible for me to get a six pack. I lack hope. I really think the state of Virginia would have to have a blizzard before I could get a six pack - make that Texas.

The hint and inkling of a six pack on my husband’s midsection has inspired me. You would not believe how excited I am of actually knowing someone with a six pack. I have to get up from behind this computer and get moving.